Stupid Jewish Nose

boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
    girlfriend: I know
     boy wakes up and only mum is there
    boy: where's my girlfriend
    mum: who do you think gave you the penis
    boy: what

android18:

motherfuckingcheese:

android18:

there are 15 year olds better looking than me and this pisses me the fuck off

there are cabbages better looking than me so shut the fuck up

another thing about cabbages: they keep their thoughts to themselves